Gustav's fallout

"This is your BBC reporter here in New Orleans. Although you are all suffering with falling house prices and really feeling the pinch and expecting to be an economic downturn crime victim and have no money and will probably lose your job because of all this media stoking just be glad you aren't 80 miles from a category 2 hurricane that has somehow got the presidential candidates really worried enough to get involved news-wise with the evacuation of 2 million people.
I can see trees moving and shop signs swinging and... wooosh... yes, a gust of wind blew past just then... Wooosh. There goes another one! For those of you without weather a gust of wind is a brief burst of very fast moving air with or without rain."
Good news is no news.