Zero emission mum

No, no, Chica, I insist. I am carrying the roast for the 5 course Mother's Day meal you'll cook us when we've cycled the 5 miles back home. It's for your Dad, you know how much he likes special occasions.


Jeezus, thank god for sparklers... They are the forgetful husband's life saver when it comes to lend a sense of occasion to a spectacular commercial fabrication.

Thanks for being such a 110% mum for the kids.

They're spoiled brats as they are. You can afford to take it easier from time to time. Treat yourself to some quality off time.

I'll make sure you do.