Colourful.

This is a part of my Periodic Tablecloth of Swearing, an absolute masterpiece of humour created by those folks at Modern Toss. Some (actually probably all) of the fruity terms contained therein have sprung to my mind over the last couple of days to describe Messrs Cameron, Osborne, Lansley et al as I've read more and more incredible examples of their epic swindling of the majority of the UK population for the benefit of the Tories' rich mates.

The proposed reduction of environmental protection has got me livid beyond words.

Bastards.