Pardon?

These are a version of Hopi ear candles. I have had them for over a year. I bet and never use such things again. I used to use ear candles loads in the past and found them to be relaxing and I was sure my hearing was a lot clearer afterwasrds- maybe just a psychosomatic thing. You can actually pay someone to ear candle your ears but why bother when you can take life into your own hands and do it yourself. The size of the flame that comes off these things is pretty impressive and they smell wonderful like sweet beeswax.

Today I recalled why I had stopped using them....... it is possible to smoke your brain...... I wonder if my brain is now yellow in colour? Oh dear......there must be cheaper and less fire hazzardy ways to relax....I will investigate further....