The News Quiz

Queen rededicates herself to UK. French killer 'may strike again'. Afghan blast soldiers repatriated. Last bid to block NHS bill fails. Rioting Harry Potter actor jailed. Johnson Twitter 'swap' criticised. Strong earthquake strikes Mexico. UK inflation rate falls to 3.4%. Vatican 'dismay' at Irish abuse. Deadly explosions in Iraqi cities. Peru cancels visit by Royal Navy. Mechanic jailed for Porsche death.

Yep, caught my eye too! Those Peruvians, eh? Did you know that Guzmán, the flamboyant Peruvian Marxist and leader of the Shining Path is currently incarcerated at the very Peruvian naval base that HMS Montrose was going to visit? Fishy, eh? Makes me wonder if maybe one of our new Royals was fancying a little photo opportunity with the veteran Maoist. No smoke without fire. No kippers without smoke.