"He's not real Dad"

It was Teddy Bear Day at nursery

Dad: "Does Forie Bear want to ride in the pannier or with Rosie?"
Rosie: "With Rosie"

D: "We'll have to be careful to strap him in and be extra careful becuase he hasn't got a helmet...."
R: "It's all right if he fall and squashes his brains, he's not real Dad!"