Can you tell what it is yet?

Spring has sprung and today was the first day of getting out into the garden for the 'Big Weed'. Not before we got the slide, swing, trampoline, sandpit, tent, small table and chairs and various other items to entertain small children, however. It was such a success we managed to spend the entire day in the garden and the sun shone continuously. Lovely!

I ain't no Percy Thrower and have no idea what I'm doing in the garden, so I only hope my 'Big Weed' wasn't a 'Big Massacre' of beautiful plants. Time will tell...

Yes, this is a picture of a pineapple. Why? Why not?