Now that's a what I call a ?????

Got 2-3 today.
''Now that's what Chris Evans calls blazing sunshine."
I have always been able to look straight at, and photograph the sun at any time it was visible today.

''Now that's what I call a sausage.''
2.69kg = 5# (or lb) of good, thick, Cumberland sausage.

''Now that's a nice Betula, and it actually is exceedingly Pendula."

Finally, the committee settled on ...
''Now that's a wheel-barrow and a half. Closer perusal showed it was designed for walking behind, I can only presume it's also powered.

Y'can't beat a good nit-pick.

Note that it says both ''1/4 ton'' and ''250kg''.
I put it to you members of the jury ... It cannot be both.

1/4 ton = 2,240lb/4 = 560lb
250kg =1/4 tonne = 2204.6226lb/4 = 551.15lb
A discrepancy of some 9lb.

The defence rest yer Onner.

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