H is for.......

H..eyeful. Sorry, a bit of a made up word cheat but I thought it was kinder than horrendous. This is actually the mild image, just before this he leaned forward and I got a view that should be seen by his wife or doctor. A true wardrobe malfunction. I can sympathise. Not too long ago I got up from my seat in a coffee shop and my trousers didn't. I was wearing shocking pink drawers at the time.