This is my Kingdom.

So Day two of the MNF tour 2012 began naturally of course with Captain john B. Mannering waking up the troops, with syncronised teeth brushing, and scheduled shower breaks. Room 1 however woke up in luxury due to their Monkey Butler, who always seemed to be a bit of a let down. Breakfast roused the conversation and mass debate - easy...- of can maragine be made from the bessemer process, and on a side note, is margarine red? So Iron Red Toast for all? The Nominees flew in thick and fast for the Worst Joke awards, with Private Dave Walker getting a clean sweep across the board. The longest Walk commenced when naturally, hilarity ensued. High spirits all round led to a quick start, and the Lads got off to some top quality banter, much of which revolved around car 1 (more to follow) continuing jokes that the rest of the group didn't understand, but still found funny. The views were spectacular although didn't include too much architecture, and so hence were not chosen for Blip. Skipping past the cool nick names and tattoos the first landmark of the day was a brilliant little waterfall, which i conquered, and thus i conquered nature, meandered (much like a meadow) through the rocks and past the above photo.
This is my new home, and i shall live in these ruins next to the waterfall forever, travelling around on my rusty tractor, which was literally a rusty shell of a tractor that had become part of the hillside, which was extremely cool. more small waterfalls were to follow, along with the following banter, and talks of zip-wires across the valley. Lunch was had at the top of mountains-hills-small incline in the path, which turned treacherously rocky, before finally making it back to Hawes -easy...- for more Pubs, dog racing and a curry.
5 dog everytime.