EH!!! WHAT!!!! I'M 50!!! FOR F***S SAKE!!!!!!!!

Woke up this morning and something-someone had turned me into 50 years old, well you could have knocked me down with a monopod.
Crikey me back hurts my head hurts, and dont start me with the major organs.



I need a glass of something and watch my free copy of the 39 Steps, at least that's older than me.