Here's one I broke earlier...

Seems to be a common theme in Corsham today :)

I managed to break 2 glasses whilst making breakfast this morning. They obviously didn't just crack politely into a couple of pieces, oooooh no, they exploded into a cloud of glass fragments.

I screamed "KEEP THE DOG OUT" , found the trusty crocs from yesterday's blip and cleared up. Took me ages. Had to chuck my bran flakes in the bin and everything as they got glassed as well.