PUUHHHLLLEEEAAASSSEEEE??????!!!!!!

"Hey Mom, can I go parasailing?"
"No"
"Please?!??!?! Why not?"
"It is dangerous."
"How?"
"The chord could break, you could hit the boat, you could hit a reef, you could die."
"But what it I don't fall or anything. What if I do fall but just hit open water?""
"But what if you do."
"I really want to go. Those guys are!"
"Those guys are idiots."
As you can see I am very jealous of these 3 people who are parasailing. I hope you all had a great Tuesday!