HEAT WAVE!!!!!!!!!!

Oh - my - God!
There is a heat wave!

Ok, ok... There was the front page spreads in the national and local newspapers.
Ok, ok... There was the locals pissed on the Dart, on their way back from a good old cider-guzzling session on Dollymount strand.
Ok, ok... There was the rubicund babies slowly cooked in their buggies and their mums wearing singlets, shorts and sandals, nonchalantly smoking fags and having a chat outside. With no goose pimples!
Ok, ok... There was the ice cream vans promptly brought out of storage.
Ok, ok... There was the office type bank clerks risking removing their ties and opening the top three buttons of their shirts at lunch time.
Ok, ok... There was the dudes selling genuine Ray-Bans (the stickers last for at least 3 weeks) out of Adidas sports bags.

But... but... today I saw 2 (two) Spanish exchange students removing their standard 65-tog anorak with compulsory faux-fur lined hood.

While outdoor!

WE HAVE A HEATWAVE!!