What's in Your Nightstand?

I always look past how strange I actually am... tonight I opened my drawer of my nightstand to grab something and I had to pause and kind of chuckle a bit.

Random things in my nightstand:

-tin of spearmint gum
-flashlight
-one cigar
-fish incense holder
-ring made out of a dollar bill
-checkbook
-pencil case
-a ton of dvd's which are placed in a cd case
-a tin decorated with gnomes
-and incense

and that's after I cleaned it out :)