The Most Bored Man in the World was so bored he could not even be bothered to breathe.

The Most Bored Man in the World was so bored the Queen gave him a medal.

The Most Bored Man in the World was so bored he waxed his eyebrows off using sellotape and stuck them to his face like a moustache.

The Most Bored Man in the World was so bored he pretended he had Tourette's Syndrome.

The Most Bored Man in the World was so bored he sent himself text messages.

The Most Bored Man in the World was so bored he had erotic thoughts about his parents.

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The Most Bored Man in the World was so bored he covered himself in Post-It notes in order to look like Big Bird off Sesame Street.

The Most Bored Man in the World was so bored he pretended that a tiny Dennis Bergkamp was kicking a ball into the goal he had made out of a staple.

The Most Bored Man in the World was so bored he cut a pie into 3.14 pieces.

The Most Bored Man in the World was so bored he read the phone book - the plot was dull but what a cast!

The Most Bored Man in the World was so bored he stared at a spreadsheet until a 3D image of King Kong appeared.

The Most Bored Man in the World was so bored he could not even finish a senten...



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