Protecting my Dad

My Dad's got bugs, so I'm making sure nobody hurts him.

The forces of good are gathering. My mum and brother and sister in law have all been praying to some weird entity on my behalf. Really kind but possibly wasted as I have spent an equal quantity of my venom railing against the inequity of a solid lump like me being downed by microbes.

RANT time. EDF have just received a snotty email. Why do they always try it on? Each company is the same. We are £239 in credit, using less juice than last year yet they upped my direct debit. Do they think there are two Gs in Mug?