Dont mention Christmas!

Our ever so capable office manager today brought up the subject of a new Christmas tree and decorations for the office at out monthly office meeting.

It's been one of those weeks and I think I may have been a little 'quick' with my reply (in my defence it is only the 11th September!). Once again my mouth was off the starting line before my brain had engaged first gear (can't remember it all, however, there was something about Christmas, September and 'nutter' - an age old Scottish term, not overly complimentary). Anyway, looks like I'm off the Christmas card list!

Mandy - if by the slightest of chances you find this site and read this blip, I would just like to say 3 things:

1. My head is tougher than it looks and that white board cleaning thing didn't actually hurt...............much.

2. Irrespective of how good a contortionist I may or may not be, the position you suggested I adopt is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!

3. I'm no expert, but I'm pretty certain you can't actually reach my tonsils by that route.

So there!

She loves me really..........

Ohh - roll on the weekend!

ps - sorry for a blip on 11th September mentioning Christmas!!!!