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I was given some tablets today which, if I start training now, should see me ready to thrash Usain Bolt come July. They may also have a shrinking effect on certain parts of my anatomy or a desire to eat more. Hmmm i guess i should stock up the cupboards. They may also increase my energy levels and affect my sleeping- best i leave the ironing till 3am at which point the children's Easter eggs had better be well hidden.

However, its a small price to pay In order to keep my nearly 20/20 vision. So i shall just have to suck all 16 of them daily and see.