HRH

A visit to Hamleys with the CEO. Here we saw HRH. But the CEO wasn't impressed. There was only room for one Royal dude. Besides, he was more interested in a mobile crane in the Playmobile section.

Then he went into a grump when we tried to move him on. So he spent an hour in the biggest toy shop in the world, playing with one toy. One. Just one... At least he was happy. Until we asked him to go to the toilet before we left for the next tube journey.

Man, I thought he was going to get me arrested. In the cubicle in the men's toilets he started yelling "stop it. You're hurting me. I want my mummy... Stop it."

Needless to say, we quickly gave up on that idea. and walked across the river to the Southbank to meet friends for lunch in the shadows of Waterloo.

Then on to our second holiday home for the London break. This time in Clapham.

And the CEO managed to hold it in until we got there. I think he has an aversion to public toilets. Stage fright?