Champion

Must be said out loud in a Geordie accent to get the full effect.

This was the steroid enhanced monster that won the leek show, and a fine specimen it was too.

Mine I'm afraid were entered into the bonsai leek section.

Still after all day in the office it was good to escape even if it did mean having to walk through the exiting masses from Sid James Park after another disastrous Saturday for the Magpies.