'A Job Half Done'

or
'Have Pick Axe, Will Destroy'

or

'Have Child, Use Child Labour'

20 square metres of Yorkstone is now on Ebay, we have filled the washing machine with muddy clothes, washed the muddy people in the bath, and dosed the adults with ibuprofen.

Next weekend Tomorrow Husband#1 I will have to take the rest up.

ETA: Oh Looky: my two year Blipversary :o