For Bernard.

"Stop the car, stop the car!" I shouted.
"That's my blip!"
"You what?"
"Just stop the car, please."
"The pub's closed down."

"I know, I just need a photo"

For Bernard

Your arms may be ursine and strong, Bernard.
Your legs athletic and long,
But it's your mind that turns me on, Bernard.
So bare your lexicon.