Oh Lordy

I'm beginning to wonder
about my neighbourhood.
I think standards
might be slipping.

And I'm not exactly happy
that my garden
appears to invite
fly-tipping.

Yes, I'm beginning to worry
about my neighbourhood.
Things aren't looking
too good.

So that's why
I carry a knife, sir
and why I
bought the gun, m'lud.


Lowside Of The Road