What's mine is NOT yours

When I ordered my iPad 2 we had the free engraving for a lark with Mrs. Manning but he just doesn't get it. He won't play games in Facebook or on my iPhone. I've got a first world problem here. In Korea, wives sometimes refer to their husband as ??? (keuhn ah-dul) or oldest child/ big son etc I have adopted that for these circumstances. The NEW iPad is out hmmmm