Chutnaaaaaaay

Of the many nicknames I've had in my life - a lot of them not hugely flattering - "Chutney" has to have been one of the more bizarre. I earned it in an old job of mine, where co-workers found my Tiptonesque pronunciation of that word oddly hilarious. Other words and phrases I was made to utter for their amusement included "mushy peas", "toothbrush", and "pie, chips and gravy".

It ay mar fault sum fowks juss cor spake propa.