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You can buy all sorts of tourist tat on or near to Edinburgh's Royal Mile, the most popular being the "see you Jimmie hats", that and all things connected with kilts, but today my blipping friends I spotted something for "up yer kilt", namely the McCondom.
Now I think it's long overdue that Scotland became known for some "horizontal entertainment", not since McSean hung up his McWalther PPK has Scotland been associated with being sexy (Sean would would say SHEXXXY), and I think it's high time that Scotland became the "quicky" capital of Europe.