Poor Smurf

In traffic on the bypass
I spotted a little smurf
Dangling from a bumper
It filled me full of mirth

I'm afraid this is all I have for today, it's been a busy day of work followed by more work. Someone was sick in the pub last night, a classic moment that almost happened in slow motion. Imagine man at the bar about to have a shot of tequilla, he swallows, his eyes water, he covers his mouth then is sick through his fingers spraying a bar wench thank fully not me, the bar, some bottles on the back shelf, glasses and then the floor in vomit. Apart from it being minging and him being totally mortified as he wasn't even drunk, it was hilariously funny!!

back blip 12th April