Ken and Deirdre Barlow

Mojo definitely gone.

But here we are doing a good impression of a couple of raddled-old-day-two-of-hangover soap stars. I haven't actually seen Corrie for about 5 years. Last newspaper headline I saw, Ken had slept with over a thousand women.

Today I've tried birds, flowers, dogs... food - all rubbish. And then Steve and I sat down to lunch - gigantes beans and manchego cheese in a chilli tomato sauce with the best focaccia this side of... London! And I decided no matter how bad the image was, I was going to blip it.

Bon appetito!

ps JW... no need to mention the neck! ;)