Fisheye smisheye

Who needs a fisheye when can leave the Nikon in the office and, during a casual smoke, use an iPhone and the rear window of a Peugeot 107.

On a more surreal note, today I got asked for a cigarette by a filthy drunken male tramp with a frock on, apparently even transvestites fall on hard times. I didn't have the heart to tell him that floral cord with puffed shoulder pads is sooo not the thing to wear this year.