BLACK EYE

MERHABA ALL

MR FLEMIN` TURNED UP FOR WORK TODAY........SPORTING A WONDERFUL BLACK EYE.......THE RUMORS STARTED STRAIGHT AWAY.....AS HE WAS ON THE LAST DELIVERY OF THE "INFAMOUS" PETERLEE MAIL ON SATURDAY.....WE WONDERED IF ONE OF HIS CUSTOMERS LANDED HIM ONE .....OR OUR VERY OWN FORMER BOXING CHAMPION,...THE FAMOUS GEORGE "BASTARD" FEENEY GAVE HIM A DIG.....STORIES WHERE RIFE......TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT..I ASKED HIM WHAT REALLY HAPPENED......HERE GOES

MR FLEMIN`... SAYS ME...YOU SEEM TO HAVE A BLACK EYE....YEAH...I DID NOTICE WHEN I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR THIS MORNING...SAYS HE......HOW DID IT HAPPEN...SAYS I.....YOU WON`T BELIEVE ME.....SAYS HE......TRY ME....SAYS I....(THIS IS THE TRUTH AS HE TOLD IT)......ON SATURDAY NIGHT I WENT TO BED WITH TWO DOGS........(WELL THE COMMENTS AS YOU CAN IMAGINE.....VERY RUDE)....HANG ON HANG ON.....SAYS HE...ME AND THE WIFE AND TWO DOGS WENT TO BED..(MORE RUDE COMMENTS)....IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT....ONE OF THE DOGS ROLLED OVER......WHICH CAUSED ME TO DO THE SAME....AND I ROLLED OUT OF BED...BANG INTO THE BEDSIDE DRAWS....
THE WIFE WOKE....TURNED ON THE LIGHT....AND SCREAMED.(HA HA)...I HAD BLOOD ALL OVER MY FACE....FROM THE CUT UNDER MY EYE......SHE WAS`NT VERY SYMPATHETIC.....AT THIS POINT WE JUST WALKED AWAY...LAUGHING AS YOU WOULD.....I PREFER THE RUMORS MR FLEMIN` ...SAYS I.......ESPECALLY
THE ONE CONCERNING THE SHEEP...WELL YOU WOULD...SAYS HE......
HE HIS QUITE PROUD OF IT ACTUALLY

TURK