Still at one with nature...

Getting in the spirit of being outdoors,I sat outside for 15 minutes ,this is in training for camping part 1 which begins on Friday.
We intend to whip that tent out at every possible moment... not in the garden,in parts of the UK.
Had coffee and a sit down with DDLC and Hunchback( Lesley-Anne) today ...collected girls from school and whipped over to Slimfasts to give Sam his birthday present early as we shall be in Cornwall Sunday when the boy turns 7 ... he VERY politely asked for a watch last week when I enquired as to what he might like and then very politely showed me the very watch he was after,and I was delighted !! this leaves no room for mistake... he now has his watch and he was VERY polite when he received his gifty :D love you Sammy Samsung xx
His mother,the afor mentioned Slimfast wants me dead as I told Sam to refuse to do anything on Sunday and make the family run about after him and to say 'Call me a Prince it IS my birthday' ... she looked rather cross as he needs no help in being bossy and saying no ;) HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAH ..up yours Johnson ...

p.s random fact,have known Slimfast Johnson for SEVENTEEN YEARS... yep,she in misery and me making her my slave xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx