My name is Kasty

.. and I have an unnatural fear of straighteners
I do.

I think they'll flatten my ears like Spock's. and besides I'm not very good at doing it. Takes ages. Who has time for that? I prefer to go au naturel and embrace my curls. I must have eaten a lot of crusts as a kid.

However today I got a haircut and a girl called Jen straightened it. This is a once yearly occurrence in my world so worth blipping I thought. I find all the flatness rather odd. Not sure I like it. Hardly earth shattering drama but there you go.

You could also have a laugh at my new scarf which I've just realised makes me look like an escapee from a lobster eating competition.

Fortunately no-one at the writer's group remarks on my flat-haired lobster eating appearance and concentrates on reading their fantastic stuff out instead. I'm intimidated but leave brain sparkling. Which is good. I think.