Little Sh*t

Temper tantrums and all sorts this morning.

I must admit to thinking "serves you right" when he threw a toy in the air when he was lying on the floor and it fell back and hit him on the noggin ..... but I had to give him a cuddle when he started howling.

I don't think I was really believed when I told the store about the exploding mouse - but I got a new one.
But not before being told there would be "a full examination and enquiry" about the incident.
Do what the hell you like - just consider yourselves lucky there is not a law suit pending.