A dogs life

I went to tentsmuir forest near St.Andrews today with murf....it got me to thinking how fab it would be to be a dog...
10 things....
1..I can pee anywhere i like
2..I can run around like an eeeejit...
3...I can have a poo an someone else has to wipe it up
4...I can dream all night an kick the crap outa my mum an have no excuse
5...I can fall over an dig holes an not have to answer to it
6...I can love someone unconditionally...
7...I can put my trust in one person
8...I can run after girls/guys an not be a twat
9...u can drop big smelly parps an still look cute...
10...I can love u forever.......

So, where do we actually differ from such a wonderful species....

I love my murphy, murphy moo, puppy poo, poo pie......poo......xxxxxx