Love is a human right.

On my way to work, I heard a tapping noise, I looked around
and saw an Amnesty International sign tapping
against a basement window trying to get my attention.

I realised it was a small woman. She had been locked
in the basement storeroom for over 3 months.
She had survived by eating all the jute matting and her
dried pasta necklace, and for water had been licking
the condensation from the windows.

When I asked her what had kept her going she said
"Love conquers all".

I punched her in the face, pushed her back into the basement
and locked the door. Twat.