Red, Red Wine...

A cheeky little red with a hint of berries and mint, balanced with soft yet rich fruit flavours giving a well rounded finish...

I'm so full of it! I have no idea, but I figure the only way to appreciate wine is to drink the stuff.

To me the label should read:

A tart, slightly sour blend of a old grapes that makes you thirsty, but the more you drink the better it tastes. Filtered through a footballers sock and aged in an old tractor tyre for at least three weeks. It gives a well rounded, rich, throbbing headache with dry, cotton mouth the next day.

Still, best go and pour myself another...