St Johnstone v Dundee United

When I was young this fixture would take place at Muirton Park. It was the largest playing surface in Scotland but is now home to Asda.

These days St Johnstone play at McDiarmid Park, named after the farmer who gifted them the land. A pal of mine, once aimed a pie at the ref from the away end. Perhaps fortunately, the filling fell out of the case at the end of his back swing, rendering the missile virtually harmless.

He's now an accountant.