The Small Print

This is kind of embarrassing to be posting on the internet, but it's fun nonetheless. I wrote up this "contract" for myself in February of last year, shortly after becoming single; entitled "Contract of Avoiding Insensible Relationships"

Unfortunately I've lost the signed copy... :(

It was written to be humorous, with the ridiculous fake legalese, and the general content of it. (in hindsight, it is completely reminiscent of the spirit of Sheldon Cooper) But I've been single and very happy since the signature date, so I guess it worked for me...

"I hope you've seen the light, 'cause no one really cares, they're just pretending..."