Donald ducked...

When I started bagging all the Wainwrights in Cumbria I was forever getting lost. Even with GPS I was getting lost because I didn't 'RTFM'. And anyway if i had I wouldn't have understood it.

As I was coming into the office cream crackered every Monday morning with tales of woe and disbelief at my fellow walkers inability to ever know where we were, my friends at work thought it would be a jolly jape cheer me up if they bought me a small gift. And I do mean small. If you divide the cost by the number of contributors we actually haven't got coinage small enough to divide the cost equally.

Anyway, this is it. I've kept it because they told me it was 'Moorcroft' or was it Wedgewood? They said it could only increase in value.