Shattered Silence

It was lovely by this quiet fountain tonight, having spent the entire day being subjected to the persistent screams of teenage girls. Boy band, One Direction, are in town, staying at the hotel across the road from my office. 15 floors up, you'd swear they were in the next room. I've heard no reports of an actual sighting, and the screams erupted simply by a hand wave appearing from a slightly open upper floor window!! Some hotel staff member is probably still having a chuckle.