King of the Castle

I would like to state that this monstrous piece of over-indulgence had nothing to do with me!

Mr Song loves the pussy cat, and right now the pussy cat loves Mr Song too.

Watching it being assembled was like watching the Crystal Maze without the screaming idiots.

I'm sure I will get used to it eventually...

After a preliminary sniff, the cat has now lost all interest and is sitting on Mr Songs knee watching the snooker.