By George

It's all lions and dragons, red roses and pints of frothing ale as we celebrate St George's Day today. It's time to rejoice in being English, which will basically entail watching the 1966 World Cup final over and over again tonight. As if there's a real Englishman in the whole world who doesn't have Geoff Hurst's final goal playing on a constant loop through his subconscious mind every waking hour of his existence anyway.