Death Wish.

My lovely friends Rhona and Alison at Knox Academy gave me this plant as a farewell gift.
They know how I feel about this sort of thing.
The plants at Knox got no encouragement from me.
Why put something like this into my care?
Daft move if you ask me.

They have demanded regular updates on this ill-fated green thing.

Don't bank on it's survival unless it thrives on neglect.

JimH.