Big pile up

Ever wondered what happens if your ever had a bad pile up? Well injured person sees dodgy advert on day time TV, sees lawyer, lawyer makes claim to insurance co., insurance company tries to settle it, case rumbles on, half a rain forest gets chopped down, case won't settle, insurance company sends me the file, I sit at my kitchen table at 9pm wondering which part of £800,000 worth of claim I start reading first, lawyer makes cuppa, makes sure blip gets done and then settles down to some reading. Nasty bastard insurance lawyer ( me) decides its really worth and how much we will actually pay. Well Ok I am nice really and we look to see what we can do on sorting treatment, rehab and generally getting the person better...good for them, good for your insurance premiums because getting better = lower payout but better quality life. Life of an insurance lawyer.