A Sight For Sore Thighs

Found this- the funniest thing I have read in a long time- in this week's Chorley Guardian.

A local pub chef who has just had a huge tattoo of Boris Johnson on his thigh. Any logical explanation? 'I don't really know why I did it but I just like him because he is a funny guy.'

I love Boris' response: 'I'm honoured by the artistic gesture, it's a sight for sore thighs.'

With thanks for the Chorley Guardian.