Certainly Uncertain

By shyBadger

Fly Patrol

If you happen to be a house fly, I highly recommend you stay away from the Badger residence. These two are very serious about their job as official Destroyer of All Flies. If you are unlucky enough to find your way into our home, Loki and Corra will relentlessly hunt you down. You will find no restful spot or have the time to eat even a crumb of food. You will be caught. You will be unceremoniously spit out by The Black One. You will then have your remains snacked upon by The Short One. You have been fairly warned. Stay out!

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