TrumpTown

Yes Donald Trump was in town today visiting Holyrood to tell us how to run our country.

How good is that guy? So generous to be investing in Scotland and supporting us all get back on our feet - and to think we 'lured him into this predicament!

Mr Trump said Scotland is 20 years behind other nations, adding: "Many countries have decided they don't want wind, because it doesn't work without massive subsidies, it kills massive amounts of birds and wildlife, and there are lots of other reasons." [like affecting the views form my new golf course and hotel complex that I hope to make a few dollares out of]

Sorry , I should point out that this is NOT the tycoon himself but a very realistic puppet.