Amongst royalty......almost

Well, I'm doing St.Matthew Passion this weekend and this is the counter tenor...the very famous Michael Chance.....you singers will know him, the rest of you should wikipedia him....
I spoke to Scott about him and he said he's star quality...and you know what, he's right...this man is incredible!!!....

There's something slightly unnerving about how high he can actually sing.....the word castrato comes to mind......arrghh...surely not?????....all you men out there cross yer legs!!!

So, he got me to thinking.....

Ok, I'm I suppose a good flute player...well, it is my profession, so I jolly well hope so...lol...but imagine being a global star....what would I demand to be in my dressing room???....ok, I know ive gone off on a tangent, but humour me....lol
1...an endless supply of haribos on tap
2...a constant supply of fresh flowers, Cala lillies and birds of paradise
3...a hunky man feeding me afore mentioned haribos
4...a personal chef....maybe Gordon Ramsey or micheal roux junior
5...a new pair of jimmy choo shoes every day
6...Brian Kennedy, the amazing Irish singer serenading me
7...christall champagne on tap
8...a personal beautician and hairdresser
9...a marble clad bathroom complete with a jacuzzi and never ending bubbles
10...rainbow coloured toilet paper....well, if it's good enough for Simon cowell.......

Then again, would these things make me happy????..no, of course not....I'd just end up a lazy overweight demanding dude, wanting more and more!!!
....what would I really want???, what would really make me happy???
Hmmmm.....exactly what I have, it's very simple...
The mannie, switch, my boy...loving me as he does so very well already....so I got to thinking...
What would I demand from him????

Lol....now that definitely would be telling...lol !!! :-)