Lights, no action!

Well, the bathroom project is moving along like a snail with a broken...what? Leg? Tentacle? I have no idea. Got the lights up. Still waiting on the basin, tap, toilet, cistern, shower, another tap oh, and the boiler. The plumber was so busy that he said he didn't have time to do anything. We pleaded with him to put the toilet in out of a sense of humanity and he agreed...one quick wipe of lubricant around the inside of the pipe, he then bunged the back of the toilet into the pipe, and left with the words "See you tomorrow!".